BISERI MUDROSTI – WOODY ALLEN

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dying."

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

"If my film makes one more person miserable, I'll feel I've done my job."

"The two biggest myths about me are that I'm an intellectual, because I wear these glasses, and that I'm an artist because my films lose money. Those two myths have been prevalent for many years."

"Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill 'em."

"To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."